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[divinable]

Have you considered going bald?

[bewrightback]

[Now that would be a bald now look...]

Er... I decided to let nature make the call on that one...

[divinable]

I wish to know what you would look like with a different hairstyle.

[ surely you can't refuse a young queen's request? ]

[bewrightback]

Sometimes I am curious, myself... [He pauses for a moment as he thinks it over.]

But I've had my hair like this for as long as I remember. I'm sorry, Your Benevolence, but I'm not about to change my hair this easily.

[divinable]

What if it is Trucy Wright who asks for it?

[bewrightback]

I could say no to her too! ...Probably.

[divinable]

What is the president of the United States wishes for all defense attorneys to become bald?

[bewrightback]

[That would be a hairy situation...]

W-well, if it was passed as a law, and if it had a strict punishment? Then... maybe I'd consider.... Wait, why would anyone even make that a law?! [This isn't Bobobo.]

[divinable]

To see your funny head, of course!

[bewrightback]

Funny? I don't know, I'd say my head's pretty boring. ...I don't think that many presidents would find it to be worth the trouble.

[divinable]

There may be nothing inside your head, too.

[ SHE'S SO CLEVER. ]

[bewrightback]

N-now that's just mean, Your Benevolence...

[divinable]

It was only a jest!

[ have you not gotten used to her jokes yet? ]

I am still indebted to you and Horn Head, after all. I do not mean what I say when I insult you.

[bewrightback]

I understand. And I appreciate that! [I've dealt with her kind before. At least she doesn't have a whip...]

Still, sometimes you sound pretty convincing!

[divinable]

I must sound convincing if I must make jest, correct?

[bewrightback]

Well, you don't always have to! It's alright if you make it obvious sometimes, or even just hint at it!

[divinable]

Provide me an example.

[bewrightback]

Um... Okay, how about this?

[He goes on with a very fake-sounding tone, while maintaining a friendly smile:]

Hey, Your Benevolence! You're looking pretty rotten today!

[divinable]

[ ka-tonk! phoenix gets hit in the gut! ]

How dare you insult me so blatantly!

[bewrightback]

Ack!!

I- I didn't mean it, though!

[divinable]

Take it back, take it back!

[bewrightback]

Consider it taken back! It was never even... truly sent out to begin with!

[divinable]

I heard it come straight out of your mouth.

[ she crosses her arms and puffs her cheeks. ]

[bewrightback]

Yes, but didn't the way I said them sound a little... fake?

[divinable]

Fake?

No, I do not think so. Say it again.