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[bewrightback]

Alright, alright! Well, here you go...

[He reaches into a pocket of his suit and pulls out something small and hastily wrapped, which he holds out to Rayfa. It's a plush of Daimona with a sparkly pink bow tie.]

Just a little something from the trip.

[divinable]

[ oh... oh no... it's so adorable.

but phoenix isn't. ]

You think I am a child who plays with these kinds of toys?!

[bewrightback]

[Excuse you, Phoenix is fucking adorable]

N-not necessarily! But maybe it might be... something cute to collect?

[divinable]

[ where is your evidence

rayfa holds the gift close to her, though. ]

Silence! All the Arehtei shall be mine!

[ something cute to collect indeed... ]

[bewrightback]

[IN HIS FACE

Phoenix can't help but find the sight to be adorable, tsun and all, and the air becomes warmer in response.]

Now that's the spirit.

[divinable]

[ try hearing this: ]

... Thank you.

[bewrightback]

[He leans forward a little.]

Come again?

[divinable]

Your face is much uglier now that you are closer!

[bewrightback]

Wh-whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

[divinable]

Do not scream at my face!

[bewrightback]

Sorry! It's just... your statements sounded a little different...

[divinable]

Your hair is different, yet you do not see me complaining about it!

[bewrightback]

[You just were...]

Alright, alright!

...

...You're welcome, by the way.

[divinable]

... I must give you credit.

[ a pause. ]

You are more thoughtful than you let on.

[bewrightback]

Thank you, Your Benevolence. I try. [He chuckles lightly.] Um... I guess it's easy to miss thoughtfulness when it's hidden under this hair!

[divinable]

Have you considered going bald?

[bewrightback]

[Now that would be a bald now look...]

Er... I decided to let nature make the call on that one...

[divinable]

I wish to know what you would look like with a different hairstyle.

[ surely you can't refuse a young queen's request? ]

[bewrightback]

Sometimes I am curious, myself... [He pauses for a moment as he thinks it over.]

But I've had my hair like this for as long as I remember. I'm sorry, Your Benevolence, but I'm not about to change my hair this easily.

[divinable]

What if it is Trucy Wright who asks for it?

[bewrightback]

I could say no to her too! ...Probably.

[divinable]

What is the president of the United States wishes for all defense attorneys to become bald?

[bewrightback]

[That would be a hairy situation...]

W-well, if it was passed as a law, and if it had a strict punishment? Then... maybe I'd consider.... Wait, why would anyone even make that a law?! [This isn't Bobobo.]

[divinable]

To see your funny head, of course!

[bewrightback]

Funny? I don't know, I'd say my head's pretty boring. ...I don't think that many presidents would find it to be worth the trouble.